I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
please come you make the beer taste better
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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