So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
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