We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I love that my idea of a romantic gesture to you is to send you a picture of my vomit saying "wish you were here". You voluntarily dated me. For six years ish.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
I can feel your judgement through the phone
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