i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
I'm okay, they said the swelling should go down in a week. But next time I'm shitwrecked, please make sure to remind me that I can't open a champagne bottle with corkscrew.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
You are like a vicious sex animal persistently seeking prey
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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