I just broke up with Liz. I feel awful so I put two free rentals on her Blockbuster account.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
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She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
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We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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