just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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