so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I cut my penus on the lid.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
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I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
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