She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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