But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
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The woman at walgreens tried to sell me clearance condoms with my fake eyelashes. Does it look like I get laid?
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
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It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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