shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
He called his prostate his "boner button".
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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