i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just wanted to let you know that I always win at "whose ex is crazier" because of you.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Randomize
