he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I have a 30 pack and enough condoms to last until tomorrow morning. Have Mystery Science Theater 3000 ready. I'm on my way over.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
Randomize
