She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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