She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Just got a 200 dollar safe, two jars, and a 500 pack of rubber bands.. This doesn't SCREAM drug dealer does it?
...you should fill the cart some more
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Randomize
