What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
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