I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
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