Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
But Monday we'll be living in a post-apocalyptic hellscape. Also, I'm going to a champagne tasting.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I touched a dick in church today
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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