I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
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she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
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Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
No we don't really celebrate valentines day, we just use it as an excuse to drink 3 bottles of red wine and fuck for a few hours.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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