this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
i woke up with toilet paper straight tucked up in my underwear wearing a pizza sauce mustach. I dont think i got laid last night.
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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