That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
So squirting runs in the family.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's blow job season.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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