mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Also, beer. Big fan.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
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My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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