On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
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