"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
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