Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
he was CRYING into my vagina
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Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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