This random guy asked me if I had downs. I was like up yours! And I got out of his car.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I guess I puked all over my hand too and I just looked at my roommate and said, "fix this."
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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