Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
come on Dane.. ive been there. im like the female version of you, except with morals
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