Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
they hired a photographer to take a family portrait for grandmas bday gift. we just hired a male stripper. we are def the better grandkids.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
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He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
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Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
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