i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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