He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
Randomize
