He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
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something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
I just masturbated while eating dinner. Now who's the lazy one
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
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Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
For one week of my life every time I pull my cock out I want the Jurassic Park theme music to start playing.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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