u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
