i just shit on the floor of my room. my roommate was in the bathroom, my choices were limited.
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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