so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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