I can't watch pbs sober anymore
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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