I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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