we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
Randomize
