Nicole vs. Life
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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