operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
what the fuck happened to the tacos
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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