Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
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That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Weekend has begun hello red wine at 10am on a Wednesday
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
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We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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