Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
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