we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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