K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Well, for starters, she called the condom a "dick mask."
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
You know you're in the hamptons when it's 10pm And you kind of want to vomit white wine on rug that costs more than your apartment.
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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