i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
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Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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