Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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