Are we in a gay sports bar?
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
you never keep up with shots anymore
I'm trying to be more responsible these days
you fucking tried to take your pants off and pee in Taco Bell's parking lot
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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