we're chasing vodka with high fives
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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