Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
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I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
Looking back on this weekend, I'm most grateful I never brought up with word "toe-fucking" at the bachelorette party.
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Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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