..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
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