problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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