Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
My New Years Resolution is to get everyone to start talking like a 40 year old douchebag. From now on, you will only refer to me as Chief.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
This is the second time this month a hookup cried when I left...bro get your shit together bar does NOT equal wife 😬
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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