Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
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Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
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Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
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