Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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