If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Randomize
