Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
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I told you you to bring something to share....you brought tequila and a condom
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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