The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
You added his wife on Facebook?! You're horrible at this mistress thing
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
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