Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
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He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
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He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Don't need my thirties to be known as the decade of "new types of shits from drinking" like last night.
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
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