Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
