apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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